Over Commitment

The human tells me it has has pledged to do a random act of wildness every day in June. It has of course made very little effort towards this and, as usual, it has fallen to me to take up the slack. I have, therefore, spent the last four days stalking the inhabitants of the skirting board (please see my previous post 'Mythic Beasts' for more information on this species).

I was finally rewarded after many patient hours with a capture. As it was small, I ate it complete.

As a random wild act, I think you will agree, this can not be faulted. The human said I was a bad cat but I think it was secretly pleased. It is especially pleased that I didnt vomit it up anywhere, or so it thinks...

Mythic Beasts

On Staying Composed

Different Points of View

A New Way of Speaking

Sitting about on the ceiling

The human says it has been practising its 3 point perspective. I hope, reader, you do not think this is our house. I would never allow such practices as you know. I dont know how the human came to be on the ceiling of this building, but however it was, it would have been better employed taking steps to have this kind of thing stopped than sitting about on the ceiling doing pictures.

By the way I saw the human cheating and using tracing paper. It knows nothing of 3 point perspective as anyone who has watched a human try to catch a mouse will know.

Excuses

 

The human has been somewhat elusive of late and gives its excuse for this as "christmas" whatever that is. Whatever it is, it seems to entail frequent visits to "out". It often announces that it will be home all day at some point in the future but this rarely occurs and by the way I do not consider going to the vet together to be quality time especially as I was feeling quite well and not in need of medical attention.

 

This is quite annoying a it means I am left to rely on humans 2, 3 and 4 who, whilst friendly enough (except for no 2 who is dangerous and cannot be trusted), are not as quick on the uptake as no 1 human who is quite domesticated at this point, staring through the wall at it from another room being usually sufficient for any requirements to be attended to.

 

There are some indications however that "christmas" may soon be over so I am hopeful of more attention and a decent fur brush in the near future.