Thursday, 26 March 2020
Now, I may be mistaken, but there appears to be something going on with the humans. Numbers 1, 2, and 3 are all hanging about the house and frankly getting under my feet. You would think they could put all this spare time to some productive fur brushing use, but they are more interested in staring vacantly into space and attending to their blue light creatures. I do my best to stay away from these creatures as they are unpredictable. Apart from the fish videos, I do like those.
The human also says that all humans have just got the kick up the arse that they need. It didn't clarify how this arse kicking for humans is to be administered, but I am broadly in favour of the idea.
Tuesday, 13 February 2018
When left unattended the human tethers the creature to the wall with a wire, presumably to stop it wandering off. I am glad of this as I do not trust the creature and clearly neither does the human. Some times while tethered the creature calls out and the human comes and strokes it until it is happy again.
I am starting to become suspicious that the human may deliberately ignoring me since, despite being able to understand this highly cryptic blue light creature language, it is apparently unable to comprehend a simple set of quite clearly nuanced meows.
Friday, 5 June 2015
I was finally rewarded after many patient hours with a capture. As it was small, I ate it complete.
As a random wild act, I think you will agree, this can not be faulted. The human said I was a bad cat but I think it was secretly pleased. It is especially pleased that I didnt vomit it up anywhere, or so it thinks...